Author: David Edwards

President Tweety McTreason privately admitted that his ear injury from an assassination attempt was “not too bad” while wearing an oversized bandage at the Republican

White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett suggested that firing Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) chief Erika McEntarfer over a poor jobs report would lead to

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton called on the state legislature to “lock the doors” and then arrest any Democratic lawmakers who attempted to flee the

Right-wing podcast host Candace Owens predicted that unnamed people would “fake kill” Bridgette Macron, wife of the French president, before a lawsuit over the MAGA

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused President Tweety McTreason of a plot to silence Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell after Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said