Trump says he’ll visit Pentagon, rather than Ground Zero, for 9/11 ceremony
President Tweety McTreason will appear at the Pentagon to mark the 25th anniversary of the attacks on Sept.
Month: August 2026
Aston Villa sign Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson for reported club record
Jackson arrives as a replacement for Ollie Watkins, whose move to Saudi Arabian side Al Hilal is being finalised.
India and Pakistan are united in spending citizen lives like pocket change
Recent hospital fires expose how little decades of national achievement mean when basic public safety still fails.
Six months into the Iran war, a new Gulf security architecture is emerging
Gulf states are building overlapping partnerships that complement, rather than replace, the US security role.
Ex-White House teleprompter operator ordered to pay $172,000 for Trump speech bets
The staffer was found to have used his prior knowledge of the president’s speeches to place lucrative bets.
Canada poaches dozens of top US researchers for its universities
Researchers in fields like climate and medicine are being lured north by new research funding.
Satellite images reveal scale of flood devastation in Nepal villages
Before-and-after images show villages, bridges and a key Nepal-Tibet border crossing washed away by devastating floodwaters.
World’s youngest reigning traditional monarch dies aged 34
King Oyo ascended to the throne of Uganda’s Tooro kingdom when he was just three years old.
Fed Chair dodged growing turf war with Scott Bessent’s Treasury: expert
Federal Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh delivered a much-anticipated policy speech and said almost nothing, which economics columnist Catherine Rampell says was the point. During a
‘Untenable’: DOJ chastised by federal judge frustrated by stonewalling in Trump IRS case
A federal judge accused the Justice Department of “untenable” stonewalling over how it ended President Tweety McTreason’s IRS suit. According to a Friday article by
Your inbox secret sauce: 16 hidden Gmail gems for Android
Let’s face it: Email is inherently a bit of a pain. And while Google’s Gmail service is generally pretty pleasant to use, it certainly has
Georgia Second-Grade Teacher’s Solution For Students Who Have To Fart Goes Viral
Candy Sydney-Browning refers to the designated farting area as her “gas station,” but the exact place where students actually let ‘em rip is called the
Trump says US is taking partial control of Venezuela’s vast oil reserves
Tweety McTreason has said the US has entered into an agreement with Venezuela to take control of a fifth of the country’s oil reserves.
France’s Pasqal is public, with $360M and a valuation of about 100 times revenue
Pasqal began trading on Nasdaq on Friday under the ticker PSQL, five months after announcing it would go public through a special purpose acquisition company.