Don’t fall for claim Navy struck Clarence Thomas’ yacht near Venezuela
The claim was purely satirical.
Category: US
Examining claim Trump admin considers passport applicants ‘trans until proven cis’
In Tweety McTreason’s second term, his administration enacted a policy requiring that sex markers on passports match a person’s sex assigned at birth.
‘Make it bloody’: Ex-GOP insider predicts Trump’s next move to punish his closest allies
Tweety McTreason is planning a dramatic change of pace that also represents a return to his roots in an effort to punish his allies, according
Netflix agrees blockbuster $72bn deal for Warner Bros studios
Netflix has agreed a $72bn (£54bn) deal to secure Warner Bros Discovery’s film and TV studios and supercharge its library through rights to top franchises
‘It’s just bush league’: GOP senator hammers Pete Hegseth over ‘snap’ scandal statements
A Republican senator has warned self-styled Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to stop releasing “snap statements” on the boat bombing controversy. Four people were killed
Releasing Epstein files could jeopardise my appeal, claims Maxwell
Releasing the Epstein files would harm Ghislaine Maxwell’s bid for a retrial, her lawyers have claimed.
Four killed in latest US strike on alleged drug boat
Four people have been killed in the latest US strike on an alleged drug boat amid growing unease at the legality of the attacks.
Tweety McTreason may get the one thing he craves more than anything today
Which global leader has been the most frequent visitor to the Oval Office during Tweety McTreason’s first year back in power?
Which global leader has visited Oval Office most? The answer might surprise you
Which global leader has been the most frequent visitor to the Oval Office during Tweety McTreason’s first year back in power?
‘Dozy Donald’: Kimmel rips into president for falling asleep at yet another meeting
Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has dubbed the president “Dozy Donald” after he was spotted falling asleep in yet another meeting. The 58-year-old comedian observed
Author warns ‘fundamentally bored’ Trump is about to make Hegseth situation worse
An author who has written four books about President Tweety McTreason warned that he is about to make the situation with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
88-year-old veteran who worked full-time at supermarket given £1.2m to help him retire
An 88-year-old US army veteran who works full time at a grocery store to make ends meet will receive over $1.7m (£1.2m) to help him
Beware of fake Trump post telling Trans-Siberian Orchestra to ‘figure out’ its gender
The U.S. president also didn’t say that he told Santa to give girls two dolls each for Christmas because “that’s how much” he loves “little